The opinions expressed on this page are strictly my own.

I'd like to start off by saying thanks to the magazines Internet Underground and Websight for featuring my pages in their publications(Sept. 1996 and December 1996 respectively). IU was even gracious enough to award me with their Weird on the Web award:

I would also like to mention that YaraYara celebrated its 1 year anniversary a few months ago. To all those who said this site would be down and out after about 3 months I say, "Nyah nyah nyah.... neener neener!"

On strange U.S. military rituals........

I don't exactly know what's going on here but it seems kinda......kinky.

On arrogant cab drivers........

I keep a pad on my door just in case someone tries to contact me while i'm either away, busy inside ignoring the world, or to leave delivery guys instructions on what to do with packages. Several weeks ago I called a cab for a trip downtown. The cab was late so I called for a second one(with a different company). It arrived and I went to my destination. Upon my return I found the following on my door pad:

I should probably just ignore it but this bit of 'prose' requires some commentary. For starters, I'm shocked that the simian who wrote this could even form a coherent sentence to put on paper. Just look at that grammar and sentence structure! I think it only fair to say that a majority of cab drivers are good, hard-working, honest, and friendly people. This clown, on the other hand, is an arrogant worm. I'll save his/her employer some face by not mentioning the cab company.

Last Updated: 3/29/97

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